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You have just died, and you are now looking at a long list of stats for your life.

13388 upvotes • stupidnatsfan

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Grandma told me to get into the oven

13382 upvotes • guillardo

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"Look dad, the sharkies are so big!", my son said gleefully, pointing towards the glass

13369 upvotes • Averagebiker21

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We’ve all heard of the 1 in 52,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 odds you have that when you slap a table all the atoms in your had will miss and your hand will go straight through.

13357 upvotes • johnoleary

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I competed an won on a nationally televised gameshow.

13354 upvotes • perturbedmaxwell

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Mom used to tell stories of a witch who cursed her when she was young, foretelling that she would lose her family, lose her love, and every last shred of joy in her life.

13347 upvotes • WideEyedWand3rer

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Back when I was an exorcist, a little girl came up to me with bruises all over her body and told me her father was possessed.

13346 upvotes • KangarooDense

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I have proof that the moon landing isn’t fake.

13344 upvotes • disconnectingwifi

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Lying naked in front of me, she looks a lot sexier than I thought, and for the first time in many years, I can almost feel my erection.

13340 upvotes • devillived44

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Years ago, my best friend and I made a pact that if we were still single at 35, we would get married to each other.

13323 upvotes • In_the_end_there_was

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You have just died, and you are now looking at a long list of stats for your life.	13388	stupidnatsfan
Grandma told me to get into the oven	13382	guillardo
"Look dad, the sharkies are so big!", my son said gleefully, pointing towards the glass	13369	Averagebiker21
We’ve all heard of the 1 in 52,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 odds you have that when you slap a table all the atoms in your had will miss and your hand will go straight through.	13357	johnoleary
I competed an won on a nationally televised gameshow.	13354	perturbedmaxwell
Mom used to tell stories of a witch who cursed her when she was young, foretelling that she would lose her family, lose her love, and every last shred of joy in her life.	13347	WideEyedWand3rer
Back when I was an exorcist, a little girl came up to me with bruises all over her body and told me her father was possessed.	13346	KangarooDense
I have proof that the moon landing isn’t fake.	13344	disconnectingwifi
Lying naked in front of me, she looks a lot sexier than I thought, and for the first time in many years, I can almost feel my erection.	13340	devillived44
Years ago, my best friend and I made a pact that if we were still single at 35, we would get married to each other.	13323	In_the_end_there_was