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AITA for beheading my grandma with an axe? NSFW

4046 upvotes • NewRedSpyder

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When the archeologist continued her excavation of the centuries old sarcophagus, she found a piece of plastic next to the mummified corpse.

4046 upvotes • WideEyedWand3rer

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I went to the funeral of my friend, but then I saw his ghost among us, sitting on one of the pews.

4046 upvotes • Pyrotechnic17

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As the countdown approached zero, the astronaut couldn’t keep the fact that every single part of the craft was made by the lowest bidder out of her head.

4046 upvotes • MDS98

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My toddler is quite the handful, often hiding my things around the house and trying to eat small objects

4044 upvotes • -MH2-

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People on the internet always post about how they want to die.

4043 upvotes • scanmanauthor

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His WiFi connection went down, "damn! Have I stayed until the morning on YouTube??" He said.

4043 upvotes • EL_SANAD

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My husband and I finally had some time away from public eye and opted to behave like bunnies. NSFW

4042 upvotes • lawn-mumps

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It was only when they removed the full leg cast, they found that the itching he constantly complained about was actually maggots and they'd eaten everything below the knee.

4040 upvotes • No_MoreNails

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“I know the name and face of every living human being, and I can speak to them all with a single breath!”

4039 upvotes • hes-not-wrong

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
AITA for beheading my grandma with an axe? NSFW	4046	NewRedSpyder
When the archeologist continued her excavation of the centuries old sarcophagus, she found a piece of plastic next to the mummified corpse.	4046	WideEyedWand3rer
I went to the funeral of my friend, but then I saw his ghost among us, sitting on one of the pews.	4046	Pyrotechnic17
As the countdown approached zero, the astronaut couldn’t keep the fact that every single part of the craft was made by the lowest bidder out of her head.	4046	MDS98
My toddler is quite the handful, often hiding my things around the house and trying to eat small objects	4044	-MH2-
People on the internet always post about how they want to die.	4043	scanmanauthor
His WiFi connection went down, "damn! Have I stayed until the morning on YouTube??" He said.	4043	EL_SANAD
My husband and I finally had some time away from public eye and opted to behave like bunnies. NSFW	4042	lawn-mumps
It was only when they removed the full leg cast, they found that the itching he constantly complained about was actually maggots and they'd eaten everything below the knee.	4040	No_MoreNails
“I know the name and face of every living human being, and I can speak to them all with a single breath!”	4039	hes-not-wrong