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We all breathed a sigh of relief when 2012 came and the world didn't end.

12882 upvotes • MichaelMyersResple

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“The news said you only kill blondes, please let me go!”

12880 upvotes • IOughtToBeThrownAway

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As my child’s head finally started to crown after 30 minutes of pushing, I was filled with wonder

12876 upvotes • im_wabbit_hunting

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Over the past few weeks the number 4 kept appearing in my thoughts.

12863 upvotes • creamcheese742

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"Yes sweetie, the blood means you're a woman now."

12857 upvotes • mydadsnameisharold

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After the psychic told him he would die of a heart attack, Mike picked up biking and would do five mile rides into town every weekend.

12848 upvotes • wildflowersummer

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All my life, I wished Pokémon were real, so I was ecstatic when my wish came true last week.

12848 upvotes • TortCourt

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My friend Sara confided in me that her father was hitting her and her mom, so I promised I would help.

12847 upvotes • Monechetti

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To my surprise, my TV show was interrupted by an emergency alert stating to “seek shelter immediately and lock all doors and windows.”

12841 upvotes • ThenSterz

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"3, 8, 6, 17, 25, 32 and 43"

12838 upvotes • kiingkiller

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
We all breathed a sigh of relief when 2012 came and the world didn't end.	12882	MichaelMyersResple
“The news said you only kill blondes, please let me go!”	12880	IOughtToBeThrownAway
As my child’s head finally started to crown after 30 minutes of pushing, I was filled with wonder	12876	im_wabbit_hunting
Over the past few weeks the number 4 kept appearing in my thoughts.	12863	creamcheese742
"Yes sweetie, the blood means you're a woman now."	12857	mydadsnameisharold
After the psychic told him he would die of a heart attack, Mike picked up biking and would do five mile rides into town every weekend.	12848	wildflowersummer
All my life, I wished Pokémon were real, so I was ecstatic when my wish came true last week.	12848	TortCourt
My friend Sara confided in me that her father was hitting her and her mom, so I promised I would help.	12847	Monechetti
To my surprise, my TV show was interrupted by an emergency alert stating to “seek shelter immediately and lock all doors and windows.”	12841	ThenSterz
"3, 8, 6, 17, 25, 32 and 43"	12838	kiingkiller