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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?"
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I compulsively unlock my phone to try google how to apply emergency first aid for a protruding bone to save my friend’s life.
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The pawn shop owner looked at me weird when I said that the painting should be worth at least double after the artist’s death.
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