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"Mommy, why is daddy so scared of me?" my daughter asks, her face wrought with confusion.

3255 upvotes • TryHardKenichi

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My husband only had eyes for me, until that bitch Katie showed up.

3254 upvotes • ChaosOrPeace

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[AUG21] My father loves to use stupid dad jokes as he is punishing me

3252 upvotes • sugar-soad

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“Dad…,the man that’s been standing outside my window is gone,” I whispered shakily into the phone.

3251 upvotes • AJTP1

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As the two women squabbled over who the crying baby belonged to, the king arose and said ‘bring me a sword and we shall divide it, a half for each.’

3251 upvotes • Aether-Paradise

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The judge ruled that I was not to be held responsible in the car accident that caused the death of my 5 year-old daughter.

3249 upvotes • hernanredrum

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The child tried in vain to calm her fear of the dark in the dead of the night.

3249 upvotes • Terabyte_Gaming37

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Momma always said I should never talk to strangers.

3249 upvotes • EmmaRose3212821

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Due to EXTREME overcrowding in the paedophile correctional facility, the warden was given a blank cheque and the simple order to be “creative”…

3247 upvotes • AlphaManipulator

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In my father's will he asked me to recite his last words while giving his eulogy

3247 upvotes • Bobjazzy

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Mommy, why is daddy so scared of me?" my daughter asks, her face wrought with confusion.	3255	TryHardKenichi
My husband only had eyes for me, until that bitch Katie showed up.	3254	ChaosOrPeace
[AUG21] My father loves to use stupid dad jokes as he is punishing me	3252	sugar-soad
“Dad…,the man that’s been standing outside my window is gone,” I whispered shakily into the phone.	3251	AJTP1
As the two women squabbled over who the crying baby belonged to, the king arose and said ‘bring me a sword and we shall divide it, a half for each.’	3251	Aether-Paradise
The judge ruled that I was not to be held responsible in the car accident that caused the death of my 5 year-old daughter.	3249	hernanredrum
The child tried in vain to calm her fear of the dark in the dead of the night.	3249	Terabyte_Gaming37
Momma always said I should never talk to strangers.	3249	EmmaRose3212821
Due to EXTREME overcrowding in the paedophile correctional facility, the warden was given a blank cheque and the simple order to be “creative”…	3247	AlphaManipulator
In my father's will he asked me to recite his last words while giving his eulogy	3247	Bobjazzy