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"There are 15 different ways you can cook a human", she told me at the end of our date, as I sat there, screaming.

3007 upvotes • FrankLabounty

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“My wife incorporated some beautiful wild carrots she foraged.”

3007 upvotes • MarsMonkey88

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[DEC23] My Tinder date asked if she could bring along her sister for "Double the Fun" but I declined saying I only had time in my life for a relationship with one woman.

3007 upvotes • derf_vader

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When my son was born he did not cry.

3006 upvotes • whatislife4

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We saw yet another group of zombies eating a fresh corpse

3005 upvotes • Dashing_Steel

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I recently moved to a different country to live with my girlfriend

3004 upvotes • SomeTurdInTheWind

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"Honey, I'm still at the office, I've got a lot of work, so I'll see you tomorrow, love you."

3004 upvotes • Sir_Winn3r

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"Are you hungry boy? You hungry?" I called out to my dog as he bounced into the room excitedly.

3002 upvotes • bootynipple

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Horror filled the heart of the very tired woman when she looked into her child's crib and saw nothing but a turkey.

3002 upvotes • MYDROPTOPMINIVAN

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"I love us," he said wide eyed and with a giddied smile.

3001 upvotes • EmeliaMoss

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"There are 15 different ways you can cook a human", she told me at the end of our date, as I sat there, screaming.	3007	FrankLabounty
“My wife incorporated some beautiful wild carrots she foraged.”	3007	MarsMonkey88
[DEC23] My Tinder date asked if she could bring along her sister for "Double the Fun" but I declined saying I only had time in my life for a relationship with one woman.	3007	derf_vader
When my son was born he did not cry.	3006	whatislife4
We saw yet another group of zombies eating a fresh corpse	3005	Dashing_Steel
I recently moved to a different country to live with my girlfriend	3004	SomeTurdInTheWind
"Honey, I'm still at the office, I've got a lot of work, so I'll see you tomorrow, love you."	3004	Sir_Winn3r
"Are you hungry boy? You hungry?" I called out to my dog as he bounced into the room excitedly.	3002	bootynipple
Horror filled the heart of the very tired woman when she looked into her child's crib and saw nothing but a turkey.	3002	MYDROPTOPMINIVAN
"I love us," he said wide eyed and with a giddied smile.	3001	EmeliaMoss