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"Oh, come on, it can't be that bad," I laughed nonchalantly to him, holding the small box up.

2885 upvotes • Anonymous_GuineaPig

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The devil told me he would give me eternal life, but I would have to let him take one of my organs.

2884 upvotes • AfterFable

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"There's no such thing as a mistake, just happy little accidents...

2883 upvotes • LordsOfJoop

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“What do you want for Christmas, kid,” I asked as I cut his hair.

2883 upvotes • TheSpicyTriangle

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My wife never trusted mother to babysit our kids, but I always told her she did a good enough job taking care of me.

2883 upvotes • tasteofhemlock

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After abusing, and defiling her sleeping body in every way possible, I decided to steal a kiss before leaving forever.

2882 upvotes • arieselectric46

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I told my date that I didn’t care if she had slept with over two dozen other men before me. NSFW

2882 upvotes • SolipSchism

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My mouth hung in shock as my loving husband confessed to the murder of our children, and explained to the police where their bodies were.

2882 upvotes • tuppity

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After billions upon billions of years in Heaven and finally starting to become rather bored, I went and asked the Angel what I was supposed to do now that eternal paradise was starting to become a bit exhausting.

2881 upvotes • PunkLivesInMe

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It’s 2033 and I just got the latest NeuraLink implant.

2880 upvotes • I_am_Enoch

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Oh, come on, it can't be that bad," I laughed nonchalantly to him, holding the small box up.	2885	Anonymous_GuineaPig
The devil told me he would give me eternal life, but I would have to let him take one of my organs.	2884	AfterFable
"There's no such thing as a mistake, just happy little accidents...	2883	LordsOfJoop
“What do you want for Christmas, kid,” I asked as I cut his hair.	2883	TheSpicyTriangle
My wife never trusted mother to babysit our kids, but I always told her she did a good enough job taking care of me.	2883	tasteofhemlock
After abusing, and defiling her sleeping body in every way possible, I decided to steal a kiss before leaving forever.	2882	arieselectric46
I told my date that I didn’t care if she had slept with over two dozen other men before me. NSFW	2882	SolipSchism
My mouth hung in shock as my loving husband confessed to the murder of our children, and explained to the police where their bodies were.	2882	tuppity
After billions upon billions of years in Heaven and finally starting to become rather bored, I went and asked the Angel what I was supposed to do now that eternal paradise was starting to become a bit exhausting.	2881	PunkLivesInMe
It’s 2033 and I just got the latest NeuraLink implant.	2880	I_am_Enoch