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"I have been a Catholic all my life and followed all the rules to the letter why won't you let me to the gates?"

2653 upvotes • WirrkopfP

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“Mama, my friends and I got the jobs we applied for,” my daughter explained happily.

2652 upvotes • ceh_8834

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The humanoid robot rebels burst into our office, swearing to kill every human they found.

2651 upvotes • apathiest58

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I looked in the fridge for a Sprite™ Cranberry.

2650 upvotes • PoshLagoon

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He said he wanted to show me his doll room.

2649 upvotes • fxck_x

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The genie said I could only use the wish on one thing.

2649 upvotes • Shot_Cartographer_49

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I saw someone parking illegally in a disabled parking space and didn't want them to get into trouble so I stopped to help.

2648 upvotes • dalonley1

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My mommy told us never to hang upside down, because the blood would rush to our head and make us sick! NSFW

2648 upvotes • toxicmustachee

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The divine messenger instructed me to call out her name anytime I was in peril.

2647 upvotes • shakeythirsty

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He prayed that someone on the cruise ship had noticed he was missing.

2646 upvotes • RumHam24

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I have been a Catholic all my life and followed all the rules to the letter why won't you let me to the gates?"	2653	WirrkopfP
“Mama, my friends and I got the jobs we applied for,” my daughter explained happily.	2652	ceh_8834
The humanoid robot rebels burst into our office, swearing to kill every human they found.	2651	apathiest58
I looked in the fridge for a Sprite™ Cranberry.	2650	PoshLagoon
He said he wanted to show me his doll room.	2649	fxck_x
The genie said I could only use the wish on one thing.	2649	Shot_Cartographer_49
I saw someone parking illegally in a disabled parking space and didn't want them to get into trouble so I stopped to help.	2648	dalonley1
My mommy told us never to hang upside down, because the blood would rush to our head and make us sick! NSFW	2648	toxicmustachee
The divine messenger instructed me to call out her name anytime I was in peril.	2647	shakeythirsty
He prayed that someone on the cruise ship had noticed he was missing.	2646	RumHam24