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As the angel began rattling off all the good deeds I did in my lifetime, I felt certain I would go to heaven.
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After protesting my innocence for 25 years, I finally walked free from prison, and entered a cafe for a good, strong cup of coffee.
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"Its Complimentary", is all the nice-looking, smiling lady said as she handed me a piece of Cake while I was waiting in the Hotel Lobby.
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