/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Warmth

1996 upvotes • Anakerie

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The fortune teller was shocked and confused as she predicted "You will die 7 seconds after you're born"

1996 upvotes • [deleted]

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'I can still feel that wretched lump digging into my back no matter how many mattresses I pile up!', squealed the princess.

1996 upvotes • MojoJojo188

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Something felt off when I started applying shampoo to my hair.

1995 upvotes • ghostmosquito

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She realized that her husband was sleepwalking when she found him preparing a meal at 3 a.m.

1995 upvotes • SqueakyFarts99

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"Damn it, I told you I'm 6'2!" the man said, trying to pull me into his car.

1994 upvotes • CuteTailedFox

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I always remind myself that my dogs would bark if there was a murderer in my house.

1994 upvotes • Joshyswag

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"How did he die?" I asked when my son came inside after burying his imaginary friend.

1994 upvotes • Blackberry_Creek

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Due to his disgusting behaviors towards women, the politician insisted that there be no cameras in his office, so there would be no evidence.

1994 upvotes • xylophonesRus

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I woke up to a blowjob this morning. NSFW

1992 upvotes • razors98

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Warmth	1996	Anakerie
The fortune teller was shocked and confused as she predicted "You will die 7 seconds after you're born"	1996	[deleted]
'I can still feel that wretched lump digging into my back no matter how many mattresses I pile up!', squealed the princess.	1996	MojoJojo188
Something felt off when I started applying shampoo to my hair.	1995	ghostmosquito
She realized that her husband was sleepwalking when she found him preparing a meal at 3 a.m.	1995	SqueakyFarts99
"Damn it, I told you I'm 6'2!" the man said, trying to pull me into his car.	1994	CuteTailedFox
I always remind myself that my dogs would bark if there was a murderer in my house.	1994	Joshyswag
"How did he die?" I asked when my son came inside after burying his imaginary friend.	1994	Blackberry_Creek
Due to his disgusting behaviors towards women, the politician insisted that there be no cameras in his office, so there would be no evidence.	1994	xylophonesRus
I woke up to a blowjob this morning. NSFW	1992	razors98