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I used to always let my kids win at Hide 'n' Seek: pretend I can't see their legs sticking out, or ignore the giggles of an obvious blanket-covered lump in the middle of the floor.

1513 upvotes • Erratica

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"Collect every nation's gold and make a solid cube," I said as I wrote on a scroll of paper and put it in the golem's mouth.

1513 upvotes • kohlapse

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Nervous, I took a walk through my neighborhood to test my new mind-reading device for the first time, half expecting to discover that they're all aliens or something.

1513 upvotes • OskarTheRed

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My family knew I wanted to be cremated.

1512 upvotes • justMasn

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My sinuses are so clogged, I can't even breath through my nose.

1512 upvotes • mydadsnameisharold

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I found my grandpa in the living room watching a documentary about a serial killer that was never caught.

1511 upvotes • Mori-no-Ryuu

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When we walked into her room, she asked me: "So, what is the name of the planet you discovered?"

1511 upvotes • FoundAPlanet

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My husband tells me not to sleep in bed with him because he doesn’t want me to get sick too.

1510 upvotes • ace250

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I peeked around the building, praying that the large man chasing me down wouldn't spot me.

1510 upvotes • dailydonuts16

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He asked me if I liked his painting.

1509 upvotes • sensitive-bannana

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I used to always let my kids win at Hide 'n' Seek: pretend I can't see their legs sticking out, or ignore the giggles of an obvious blanket-covered lump in the middle of the floor.	1513	Erratica
"Collect every nation's gold and make a solid cube," I said as I wrote on a scroll of paper and put it in the golem's mouth.	1513	kohlapse
Nervous, I took a walk through my neighborhood to test my new mind-reading device for the first time, half expecting to discover that they're all aliens or something.	1513	OskarTheRed
My family knew I wanted to be cremated.	1512	justMasn
My sinuses are so clogged, I can't even breath through my nose.	1512	mydadsnameisharold
I found my grandpa in the living room watching a documentary about a serial killer that was never caught.	1511	Mori-no-Ryuu
When we walked into her room, she asked me: "So, what is the name of the planet you discovered?"	1511	FoundAPlanet
My husband tells me not to sleep in bed with him because he doesn’t want me to get sick too.	1510	ace250
I peeked around the building, praying that the large man chasing me down wouldn't spot me.	1510	dailydonuts16
He asked me if I liked his painting.	1509	sensitive-bannana