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Casket for sale: Lightly Used.

1509 upvotes • [deleted]

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I finished the last stitch and realised this is likely my finest work yet.

1509 upvotes • Contxy

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My girlfriend took me to meet her father, who was a mortician.

1509 upvotes • JellyfishLow

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stalk, chase, stab, slash, stab, wash, collect, dump, stalk, chase, stab, slash, stab, wash, collect, dump, stalk, chase, stab, slash, stab, wash, collect, dump, stalk chase, stab, slash, stab, wash, collect, dump...

1509 upvotes • greenpeascorps

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My friend dared me to go down the slide tunnel face first.

1509 upvotes • Redit_with_a_gamer

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I was a bit confused when I met my online girlfriend for the first time and, despite claiming to really enjoy tongue play, never kissed me more than a peck on the lips. NSFW

1509 upvotes • coqueen89

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I drank indulgently, enjoying the texture of the pulp in delicious cool orange juice. Putting the bottle back in the fridge I see it reads, "No Pulp"

1509 upvotes • CannaNthusiast

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“Mommy, I’m a boy,” my little daughter insisted.

1509 upvotes • IggyStop2021

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"I don't know how to say this, but the test came back and you don't have a brain tumor." My smile faded as the doctor handed me a prescription for anti-parasite medicine.

1509 upvotes • Visual_Philosopher74

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DANGER - DO NOT GO BEYOND THIS POINT, YOU WILL DIE

1509 upvotes • Jjustingraham

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Casket for sale: Lightly Used.	1509	[deleted]
I finished the last stitch and realised this is likely my finest work yet.	1509	Contxy
My girlfriend took me to meet her father, who was a mortician.	1509	JellyfishLow
stalk, chase, stab, slash, stab, wash, collect, dump, stalk, chase, stab, slash, stab, wash, collect, dump, stalk, chase, stab, slash, stab, wash, collect, dump, stalk chase, stab, slash, stab, wash, collect, dump...	1509	greenpeascorps
My friend dared me to go down the slide tunnel face first.	1509	Redit_with_a_gamer
I was a bit confused when I met my online girlfriend for the first time and, despite claiming to really enjoy tongue play, never kissed me more than a peck on the lips. NSFW	1509	coqueen89
I drank indulgently, enjoying the texture of the pulp in delicious cool orange juice. Putting the bottle back in the fridge I see it reads, "No Pulp"	1509	CannaNthusiast
“Mommy, I’m a boy,” my little daughter insisted.	1509	IggyStop2021
"I don't know how to say this, but the test came back and you don't have a brain tumor." My smile faded as the doctor handed me a prescription for anti-parasite medicine.	1509	Visual_Philosopher74
DANGER - DO NOT GO BEYOND THIS POINT, YOU WILL DIE	1509	Jjustingraham