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Every time I went ice skating, my greatest fear was that some day the ice would break.

1409 upvotes • Evan_Dark

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When my daughter was born, albeit premature, she was the most perfect thing I'd ever seen.

1409 upvotes • drunk-trophy-wife

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The alien explorers were excited to find intelligent life on planet Earth.

1409 upvotes • NeedMoreGreenBacks

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For the entire drive to her house, all he could think about was how long it’s been since he’s gone home with a woman, and how excited he was.

1409 upvotes • Jellycaine

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My wife looks more beautiful every day.

1408 upvotes • MyMainManMax

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When Jurassic Park first became popular, my brother Brian and I would pretend to be paleontologists and dig up the back yard looking for dinosaur bones.

1408 upvotes • PointlessPoem

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The whirring of the drill makes me anxious, but the dentist's warm demeanour helps me cope.

1408 upvotes • From_Strange_Seeds

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My friend and I broke into the local morgue one night to play hide and seek.

1408 upvotes • incredibleinkpen

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Moving house with young children is probably one of the most stressful things one can do.

1408 upvotes • heingericke_

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Our fight over who would have custody of our son was so consuming that both of us forgot to pick him up from soccer practice.

1407 upvotes • decorativegentleman

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Every time I went ice skating, my greatest fear was that some day the ice would break.	1409	Evan_Dark
When my daughter was born, albeit premature, she was the most perfect thing I'd ever seen.	1409	drunk-trophy-wife
The alien explorers were excited to find intelligent life on planet Earth.	1409	NeedMoreGreenBacks
For the entire drive to her house, all he could think about was how long it’s been since he’s gone home with a woman, and how excited he was.	1409	Jellycaine
My wife looks more beautiful every day.	1408	MyMainManMax
When Jurassic Park first became popular, my brother Brian and I would pretend to be paleontologists and dig up the back yard looking for dinosaur bones.	1408	PointlessPoem
The whirring of the drill makes me anxious, but the dentist's warm demeanour helps me cope.	1408	From_Strange_Seeds
My friend and I broke into the local morgue one night to play hide and seek.	1408	incredibleinkpen
Moving house with young children is probably one of the most stressful things one can do.	1408	heingericke_
Our fight over who would have custody of our son was so consuming that both of us forgot to pick him up from soccer practice.	1407	decorativegentleman