/r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Should anyone present know of any reason that this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace”

1258 upvotes • CrackSnap7

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I asked the genie to show what I look like a year from now. I found myself staring at a gravestone with my name on it.

1258 upvotes • GraceTheGreat666

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There were enough bodies on the Titanic to feed it for over a hundred years.

1257 upvotes • 101_001_1010

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People say that we eat 8 spiders per year in our sleep, but i don’t believe it.

1257 upvotes • wee_woo_and_a_half

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There was a moment when the meat smelled perfectly cooked and that unnerved him.

1256 upvotes • corpitoo

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"They're magically delicious," my mom said as I sat down to a bowl of Lucky Charms.

1256 upvotes • Antking_25

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“What should we do to him next?” the man asked and pressed the button. NSFW

1256 upvotes • [deleted]

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“Have you ever seen a monster?” My son asked as I tucked him in, pulling his toy closer.

1256 upvotes • drforged

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The man who appeared from the future told me that my invention of time travel in 5 years time would plunge humanity into chaos, but I told him there was no way I was giving up on my life's work now that I knew it would be a success.

1255 upvotes • pmmeyourspiritanimal

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My sister finally built up the courage to demand a divorce from her abusive husband.

1255 upvotes • Thatspretttyfunny

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Should anyone present know of any reason that this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace”	1258	CrackSnap7
I asked the genie to show what I look like a year from now. I found myself staring at a gravestone with my name on it.	1258	GraceTheGreat666
There were enough bodies on the Titanic to feed it for over a hundred years.	1257	101_001_1010
People say that we eat 8 spiders per year in our sleep, but i don’t believe it.	1257	wee_woo_and_a_half
There was a moment when the meat smelled perfectly cooked and that unnerved him.	1256	corpitoo
"They're magically delicious," my mom said as I sat down to a bowl of Lucky Charms.	1256	Antking_25
“What should we do to him next?” the man asked and pressed the button. NSFW	1256	[deleted]
“Have you ever seen a monster?” My son asked as I tucked him in, pulling his toy closer.	1256	drforged
The man who appeared from the future told me that my invention of time travel in 5 years time would plunge humanity into chaos, but I told him there was no way I was giving up on my life's work now that I knew it would be a success.	1255	pmmeyourspiritanimal
My sister finally built up the courage to demand a divorce from her abusive husband.	1255	Thatspretttyfunny