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THIS URGENT MESSAGE IN CAPS IS DESIGNED TO GET YOUR ATTENTION, AND THE SECOND SENTENCE EXPLAINS HOW TO SAVE YOURSELVES FROM CERTAIN DEATH!

1227 upvotes • TheOminousDarkness

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I stumbled out of bed, the buzzing in my head was becoming louder as my nose dripped with snot and my ears stung.

1227 upvotes • Toxinfang

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“Fun fact: although they look dangerous, no one in recorded history has been killed by coconut crabs.”

1227 upvotes • Fake_Eleanor

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I inhaled the smell of the ocean, looking out into the endless blue.

1226 upvotes • Astronyat

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My wife was a little nervous about bears when we moved to a cabin in the woods.

1226 upvotes • SolipSchism

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[AUG21] “For the sin of practicing witchcraft, ye punishment is burning at the stake and may ye soul burn eternally in the fires of Hell!”

1225 upvotes • DystopianCake

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I smiled as my little girl held a cookie up to the TV, encouraging her favorite cartoon character to take a bite.

1225 upvotes • palad

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She always hated the eye floaters that clouded her vision, but she learned to ignore them over time.

1225 upvotes • gaapster

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After careful consideration, I decided to allow my wife to have sex with my friend because everyone gets something out of it.

1225 upvotes • SuvenPan

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[DEC23] I began to laugh as I watched my friend double over after being accidentally hit with the stream from the hose.

1225 upvotes • LoveyDoveySkills

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
THIS URGENT MESSAGE IN CAPS IS DESIGNED TO GET YOUR ATTENTION, AND THE SECOND SENTENCE EXPLAINS HOW TO SAVE YOURSELVES FROM CERTAIN DEATH!	1227	TheOminousDarkness
I stumbled out of bed, the buzzing in my head was becoming louder as my nose dripped with snot and my ears stung.	1227	Toxinfang
“Fun fact: although they look dangerous, no one in recorded history has been killed by coconut crabs.”	1227	Fake_Eleanor
I inhaled the smell of the ocean, looking out into the endless blue.	1226	Astronyat
My wife was a little nervous about bears when we moved to a cabin in the woods.	1226	SolipSchism
[AUG21] “For the sin of practicing witchcraft, ye punishment is burning at the stake and may ye soul burn eternally in the fires of Hell!”	1225	DystopianCake
I smiled as my little girl held a cookie up to the TV, encouraging her favorite cartoon character to take a bite.	1225	palad
She always hated the eye floaters that clouded her vision, but she learned to ignore them over time.	1225	gaapster
After careful consideration, I decided to allow my wife to have sex with my friend because everyone gets something out of it.	1225	SuvenPan
[DEC23] I began to laugh as I watched my friend double over after being accidentally hit with the stream from the hose.	1225	LoveyDoveySkills