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As I watched the tornado barrel down the field of my grandfather's farm, faster, faster, faster, I realized just how stupid I had been to think I could outrun it to the safety of my family's old cellar.

1230 upvotes • pissfuck-mcshitcunt

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As a joke, I asked my digital assistant what the weather will be in 25 years.

1230 upvotes • mistaque

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“I think my wife is trying to kill me” I told the doctor, sweating, pale and with a loss of twenty pounds.

1229 upvotes • isitbedtime-yet

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My roommate had a funny walked I'd always laugh at.

1229 upvotes • TheDood715

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It was time to draw another line one the wall, my wife passed away peacefully this morning.

1229 upvotes • Xenox_Jeager

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I was horrified when the spray of blood, flesh and teeth hit the ceiling.

1229 upvotes • FunkySplashMonkey

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I chuckled to myself, changing the 'is" to "was" on celebrities' wikipedia pages when they weren't dead.

1229 upvotes • AnonymousNeverKnown

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When I was 17, I killed a worthless piece of human trash.

1228 upvotes • MammothFormal1

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Emerging unscathed and able to recognize my producer and crew, I declared the effects of the Forgetful Forest "Another Silly Myth®".

1228 upvotes • Outside_Normal

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As I switched my weapon from SAFE to SEMI, I ran out from behind a Jeep and opened fire on the enemy.

1227 upvotes • SpuriousPultroon

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As I watched the tornado barrel down the field of my grandfather's farm, faster, faster, faster, I realized just how stupid I had been to think I could outrun it to the safety of my family's old cellar.	1230	pissfuck-mcshitcunt
As a joke, I asked my digital assistant what the weather will be in 25 years.	1230	mistaque
“I think my wife is trying to kill me” I told the doctor, sweating, pale and with a loss of twenty pounds.	1229	isitbedtime-yet
My roommate had a funny walked I'd always laugh at.	1229	TheDood715
It was time to draw another line one the wall, my wife passed away peacefully this morning.	1229	Xenox_Jeager
I was horrified when the spray of blood, flesh and teeth hit the ceiling.	1229	FunkySplashMonkey
I chuckled to myself, changing the 'is" to "was" on celebrities' wikipedia pages when they weren't dead.	1229	AnonymousNeverKnown
When I was 17, I killed a worthless piece of human trash.	1228	MammothFormal1
Emerging unscathed and able to recognize my producer and crew, I declared the effects of the Forgetful Forest "Another Silly Myth®".	1228	Outside_Normal
As I switched my weapon from SAFE to SEMI, I ran out from behind a Jeep and opened fire on the enemy.	1227	SpuriousPultroon