/r/TwoSentenceHorror
What a miserable week, I haven't been able to sleep and I've got a cat scratch that won't stop itching.
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The doctor had a sterling reputation until it was discovered that he was sleeping with his patients.
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A traffic cam snapped my picture when I ran a red light last week and the city sent me the photo along with a nasty ticket.
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Sensing my hesitation as I held the gun, she said "Who are you going to believe- your therapist, or me?"
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I had to cut off my hand and feed it to my dog today, as there really isn't any food left that isn't radioactive.
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