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A hit and run at that speed should have killed the man.

1094 upvotes • ChefVaporeon

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I asked my 7 year old son where the monster hid so I could use anti monster spray.

1094 upvotes • RandomDroids

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I gotta say that I found it sort of funny when I saw ‘nicest porn’ in my search history after lending my laptop to my brother. NSFW

1093 upvotes • my-own-grandfather

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They said my husband had died from spontaneous human combustion but I never bought it.

1092 upvotes • julhak

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"You're too young to join that party!" my older brother warned.

1092 upvotes • dobermaxxx

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At first scientists thought that the extraterrestial object that had crashed onto Earth's surface was an asteroid.

1092 upvotes • Wearing_human_skin

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I and the maid lied to the inquisitors that my wife was a witch.

1092 upvotes • FrankLabounty

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I was surprised to find a live dalmatian in the basement of this abandoned house.

1092 upvotes • Monechetti

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"You might feel a little more comfortable once you see a familiar face," Santa assured me.

1092 upvotes • normancrane

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"You see, my dear, this day and age, exposed skin is prevalent...and thus not at all exciting."

1092 upvotes • knaet

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
A hit and run at that speed should have killed the man.	1094	ChefVaporeon
I asked my 7 year old son where the monster hid so I could use anti monster spray.	1094	RandomDroids
I gotta say that I found it sort of funny when I saw ‘nicest porn’ in my search history after lending my laptop to my brother. NSFW	1093	my-own-grandfather
They said my husband had died from spontaneous human combustion but I never bought it.	1092	julhak
"You're too young to join that party!" my older brother warned.	1092	dobermaxxx
At first scientists thought that the extraterrestial object that had crashed onto Earth's surface was an asteroid.	1092	Wearing_human_skin
I and the maid lied to the inquisitors that my wife was a witch.	1092	FrankLabounty
I was surprised to find a live dalmatian in the basement of this abandoned house.	1092	Monechetti
"You might feel a little more comfortable once you see a familiar face," Santa assured me.	1092	normancrane
"You see, my dear, this day and age, exposed skin is prevalent...and thus not at all exciting."	1092	knaet