/r/WritingPrompts

Title	Upvotes	Author
[WP] "What do you mean the robbers ADDED $4,000,000 to the vault?"	2582	SpecialAgentCoulter
[WP] An 8 year old girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with some quantum physics books? shes about to start some shit.	2582	Catanians
[WP] People age to 18, at which point they stop until they have met their soulmate. After, they start aging so they can grow old together. Someone has killed every one of their soulmates and has lived for over 2000 years. You set out to stop their murder-spree, unaware you are their newest soulmate.	2582	rabbit_with_diabetes
[WP] Your daughter is afraid of the dark. To help allay her fears, you started scolding the monsters hiding under her bed. As she grew older, she started doing this herself. One evening you’re laughing outside her door as she does so, that is until you hear a very gruff voice say I’m sorry.	2579	Cartmansimon
[WP] You are sick and tired of how your childhood friend (the chosen one) has been treating you lately, but it's not like there's anything you can do about it. He's the Hero for goodness sake! Everything changes when you are approached by a representative of the Sidekick and Comic Relief Union.	2578	XANA_FAN
[WP] Aliens aren't surprised when most of humanity is considered a 'level 1 threat', the lowest possible. although they are shocked when they scan a singular human and find that they are a 'level 10 threat', the highest there is.	2577	hi_i_exist14
[WP] To please your god, you offer a virgin sacrifice monthly. This month, you managed to sacrifice a Virgin airlines airport and your deity is concerned.	2577	queenie_coochie_man
[WP] Mermaids are actually women who have been thrown off ships because they were considered bad luck. As they sink to the bottom, they slowly change until they can breathe under water and they can use their tied up legs to swim. They lure sailors to get their revenge.	2576	purposelessperson
[WP] Earth is declared uninhabitable. Citizens are evacuated to a successfully terraformed Mars. For the first time in 9787 years, probes detect human-like life forms on Earth.	2573	Iadybug
[WP]You sold your soul to the Devil some years ago, today he gives it back and says, "I need a favor".	2573	worktillyouburk

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