/r/WritingPrompts
[WP] It is 2 hours before December 25 is finally over and you are about to sleep when you hear something rumbling in your closet. As you open it, you are greeted by a hysterical cry from an elf that was hiding in your closet. "PLEASE, I DON'T WANT TO MAKE TOYS FOR THAT MADMAN ANYMORE."
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[WP] In order to be assigned your first command on a human interstellar ship, you must pass what is lovingly referred to as "the test you won't remember". Within the simulation, your memory is temporarily erased, you must rely only on your basest instincts. The only way to see who you truly are.
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[WP] An accident during an experiment freezes you in time in public, completely invulnerable. Milennia later, you come out of stasis to find entire cultures centered upon your statuesque presence throughout their history.
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[WP] While doing some history hw a certain image catches your eye on the Greek mythology page. There is a pair of statues resembling your parents perfectly. When you show it to them they give each other a cold stare and your mom says, "Honey there's something you should know"
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[WP] The fay realised its mistake the moment it 'stole' the human's name, for it had inherited all of the crippling burdens that came with it. "No refunds, buyer beware," the human simply said.
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[WP] the party watch’s in horror as the orphanage burns. The bard turns to the chaotic good Paladin and says “WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?”
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[WP] The Council of Wizards is frustrated. Turns out, computer programmers are unnaturally great at wielding magic because of their familiarity with complex instruction sets. And frankly it's getting very embarrassing now.
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[WP] You and your knights tense, reach for weapons as the monster enters the throne room. After a minute of silence, both the king and the monster throw up their arms and cheer "BROTHER!".
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[WP] An alien empire has just abducted the President of the United States. The problem? That President is Theodore Roosevelt - and the Bull-Moose isn’t one to be held captive. These Extraterrestrials are about to face the fury of a wronged Rough Rider.
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