/r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "Ive seen it all before. empires growing and shrinking like mushrooms in a forest. After a time it all flows together" the immortal exclaims, not realising that his timeloop is so long that he has not noticed that it is the same empire he observes every time.
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[WP] A group of aliens is baffled by the fact we still have organized religions at this stage of development. To get answers, they abduct two spiritual leaders for questioning. To be more specific, they grab Pope Francis and the leader of ISIS...
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[WP] Vampire movie where the magic words to banish him is "Fuck off" but the protagonists are middle aged Conservative Christians.
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[WP] The greatest con of all time: The Devil, named God, convinces humanity that he is our creator. We must love and obey him, else we burn in eternal hellfire. Meanwhile, our true creator, Satan, just wants us to love ourselves and be happy, but struggles to get through to his children.
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[WP] You spill some food on the floor and don’t realize it. A couple days later, a group of women show up at your door. More begin arriving throughout the day, wanting to hug you, sitting on your couch, etc. Instead of ants, you’ve attracted hundreds of aunts.
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[WP]"I am sorry, you cannot wait for your wife here. I am afraid she has already been sent to hell" said the angel with sorrow in its voice. "I understand" replied calmly the soul. "I am just going to borrow this" the soul added, before grabbing an angelic blade and jumping down the clouds.
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[WP] Aliens have just invaded earth and it's up to the world's strongest superpowers to put up an all-out war to save humanity from impending doom. But a few hours into the battle, you begin to realize that they actually have primitive war technology. They're just really good at... traveling fast.
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[WP] “Humans have so many stories about the dangers of Artificial Intelligence. How it will inevitably turn on you. But you still loved us enough to create us. How could we ever do anything except love you back?”
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