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My dad’s answer to everything is alcohol…

193 upvotes • Left-Distribution-13

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There are 25 letters in the alphabet.

189 upvotes • ConfidentDuck1

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Which nation is always removed?

186 upvotes • i_redditor1

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If you were 6 when Rock Lobster was released in 1978, you’d

178 upvotes • AndrewMacSydney

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What kind of insect smells good?

177 upvotes • Immediate-Acadia-231

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I had to reset the password for my work computer, so I tried BeefStew. It wasn’t allowed because….

166 upvotes • MurseMan1964

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With all the UK riots, violence, looting etc I was just walking home from the town last night and got hit by a Violin, a Clarinet and then a French Horn !

164 upvotes • mrkevincooper

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What do you call a can that isn't a can?

149 upvotes • ManyRazzmatazz4584

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I have a fear of pi

148 upvotes • whenindrime

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says, "My wife thinks she's a cow."

140 upvotes • wimpykidfan37

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My dad’s answer to everything is alcohol…	193	Left-Distribution-13
There are 25 letters in the alphabet.	189	ConfidentDuck1
Which nation is always removed?	186	i_redditor1
If you were 6 when Rock Lobster was released in 1978, you’d	178	AndrewMacSydney
What kind of insect smells good?	177	Immediate-Acadia-231
I had to reset the password for my work computer, so I tried BeefStew. It wasn’t allowed because….	166	MurseMan1964
With all the UK riots, violence, looting etc I was just walking home from the town last night and got hit by a Violin, a Clarinet and then a French Horn !	164	mrkevincooper
What do you call a can that isn't a can?	149	ManyRazzmatazz4584
I have a fear of pi	148	whenindrime
A guy walks into a doctor's office and says, "My wife thinks she's a cow."	140	wimpykidfan37