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How did the barber win the race ?

139 upvotes • MuhammedAJ

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True story dad joke: we’re at dinner at new restaurant. My 6 year old son points to a fancy red drink on the menu….

139 upvotes • climbfallclimbagain

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What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

138 upvotes • Pleasant-Winner-337

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Our pilot asked me how I liked the last part of our flight.

128 upvotes • ilikesidehugs

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Why can't a tomato win a race ?

126 upvotes • MaCk_Pinto

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high…

125 upvotes • Popular-Program-1566

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What did the big flower say to the little flower?

122 upvotes • 192335

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Why do angry people taste so bad?

122 upvotes • Joel_Boyens

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I stepped on a cornflake and got arrested.

120 upvotes • Left-Distribution-13

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What do you get when you mix beer and whiskey?

116 upvotes • emjay144

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
How did the barber win the race ?	139	MuhammedAJ
True story dad joke: we’re at dinner at new restaurant. My 6 year old son points to a fancy red drink on the menu….	139	climbfallclimbagain
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?	138	Pleasant-Winner-337
Our pilot asked me how I liked the last part of our flight.	128	ilikesidehugs
Why can't a tomato win a race ?	126	MaCk_Pinto
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high…	125	Popular-Program-1566
What did the big flower say to the little flower?	122	192335
Why do angry people taste so bad?	122	Joel_Boyens
I stepped on a cornflake and got arrested.	120	Left-Distribution-13
What do you get when you mix beer and whiskey?	116	emjay144