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My wife and I had an amicable divorce. We agreed to split everything we'd acquired during the marriage. But I kept the car I had from before we met.

115 upvotes • germy-germawack-8108

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A guy walks in a psychiatrist office naked and wrapped with plastic wrap. What does the doctor say?

113 upvotes • SwabbySailor

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I like going to trampoline parks, but it's a shame that I can never stay for very long.

113 upvotes • Kangaroo_Quart

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What do you call two Irish lesbians? NSFW

111 upvotes • getyourmoneysworth

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Wife asked me if I knew when to change baby's nappy. I looked on the packet for instructions...

107 upvotes • Alxl_1970

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A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "Uno, dos..." and poof!

99 upvotes • Mia-Patell

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Reading the Harry Potter series is a lot like growing up and aging.

99 upvotes • VenkyFromAnakapalli

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My wife said I’m too old for tennis puns

99 upvotes • The-Blind-Moth

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I shaved my wife's head once

92 upvotes • Ok-Fox1262

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What was a rejected phrase before "Release the Kraken"?

92 upvotes • Darth_Zounds

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife and I had an amicable divorce. We agreed to split everything we'd acquired during the marriage. But I kept the car I had from before we met.	115	germy-germawack-8108
A guy walks in a psychiatrist office naked and wrapped with plastic wrap. What does the doctor say?	113	SwabbySailor
I like going to trampoline parks, but it's a shame that I can never stay for very long.	113	Kangaroo_Quart
What do you call two Irish lesbians? NSFW	111	getyourmoneysworth
Wife asked me if I knew when to change baby's nappy. I looked on the packet for instructions...	107	Alxl_1970
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "Uno, dos..." and poof!	99	Mia-Patell
Reading the Harry Potter series is a lot like growing up and aging.	99	VenkyFromAnakapalli
My wife said I’m too old for tennis puns	99	The-Blind-Moth
I shaved my wife's head once	92	Ok-Fox1262
What was a rejected phrase before "Release the Kraken"?	92	Darth_Zounds