| Americans won zero medals in shooting at the Olympics, I think it’s cause all the homegrown talent peaks in high school NSFW | 84 | Superb-Control5184 | | | | |
| Adam and Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions. | 78 | LockedbyDax | | | | |
| I looked up "opaque" in the dictionary, but the definition was not clear. | 72 | EndersGame_Reviewer | | | | |
| My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is starting to improve! | 48 | NotWhoIonceWass | | | | |
| For the record, I should buy a turntable. | 45 | jvlpdillon | | | | |
| I'm so lactose intolerant that I need a pill to pose for a photograph. | 43 | tito-boy | | | | |
| Atheism is a non-prophet organization. | 39 | ColoradoGhostGirl | | | | |
| Refusing to go to the gym is a form of resistance training. | 37 | Silver-Aki | | | | |
| I hate when I see an old person, & then realize we went to high school together. | 36 | daaave33 | | | | |
| I tried going to one of those trampoline places but couldn’t get past the bouncers. | 35 | MAKLNE | | | | |
