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Trump Disappointed After Stock Market Rebound Robs Him Of "Kolossal Kamala Krash" Attack Line

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Trump Desperate For Money, Makes JD Vance Startup OnlyFans With His Couch

34 upvotes • drNeir
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Trump Says Tim Walz Not White

34 upvotes • JuiceByYou
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Trump campaign registers MakeTheHardRGreatAgain.com in anticipation of inevitable gaff.

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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Caught Stealing Pic-A-Nic Baskets in Central Park

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Lynyrd Skynyrd Offers Campaign Song To Donald Trump Ewe "That Smell" For When He Poops Himself On Stage Again And Again

32 upvotes • FTHomes
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Trump Nonsense Part Of Plan To Help Harris Gain Support

31 upvotes • ChurchofChaosTheory
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J.D. Vance Caught On Hot Mic Saying “My Couch Pulls Out But I Don’t”

31 upvotes • BeastModeEnabled
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Furniture Advocates Argue That A Couch Or Sofa Cannot Adequately Consent And, Therefore, Any Sexual Activity Is Assault

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MAGA Claims All Female Olympic Swimmers Are Actually Men Because They Look Muscular

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