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African Man Child Musk Angry At Advertisers, Starts Throwing Around Legal Terms With No Understanding On Their Use

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Donald Trump Buys Second Volume Of "Toddler's Guide To 1,001 Childish Names To Call Your Enemies"

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Trump to Putin "Gimme crowd size and I'll give you codes"

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Donnie Trump Announces That If One More Person Calls Him 'Weird' He Will Nuke The Planet If He Gets Elected, And He's Pretty Sure He Will With Help From His Buddies In SCOTUS

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MAGA Spokesperson Complains About Continued Use Of The Word "Weird" While "Creepy", "Cringe-inducing", And "Closet Cases" Are Being Openly Neglected.

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Trump Faces Backlash After Responding To The Question "What Is A Black Job?" With "One That Only Three Fifths Of You Will Get" During National Association Of Black Journalists Conference Interview

40 upvotes • Throbbert1454
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Kamala Harris Has Challenged Donald Trump To Take The ACT At A Local D.C. High School This Coming Saturday Morning

37 upvotes • BeastModeEnabled
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Donald Trump declares himself a stupid poo poo head.

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Trump Admits He Picked Vance As It Rhymes With Pence

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Trump Disappointed After Stock Market Rebound Robs Him Of "Kolossal Kamala Krash" Attack Line

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