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In Attempt To Mimic Success of “Dark Brandon”, GOP Leans Into Attacks And Refers To Trump As “Dark Weirdo”

60 upvotes • uvm87

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Trump Admits to Working As Male Escort to Sway Yuge Deals Before Changing From White Man to Orange Shitgibbon.

60 upvotes • mezcalligraphy

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Knock-Knock: Elon Musk Now Irritating People Door-To-Door Following 23% Drop In X/Twitter Usage

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House Democrats Propose 'Super Vote' for Former President Jimmy Carter When He Turns 100 Years Old

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Republicans Hold Couch Burning Rally In Support Of VP Change While Floating Idea Of Resurrecting Reagan.

54 upvotes • Im_with_stooopid

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A CLEARLY SHAKEN VANCE LEFT A NEWS CONFERENCE EARLY AFTER REPORTER POINTED OUT THAT LA-Z-BOY FURNITURE IS ACTUALLY MALE.

51 upvotes • SirBexley

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Not To Be Outdone By RFK Dropping Bear Carcass In Central Park, Trump Notes That He's Done That Before, Only He Also Dropped The Corpses Of A Reindeer And An Ostrich.

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Donald Trump Just Cancelled JD Vance As VP Pick Because Vance's Daughter Mirabel Does Not Have Any Children

49 upvotes • FTHomes

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MAGA In Shambles After Kamala Harris Chugs Beer With Chuck Norris At A NASCAR Race

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“Most Of Them Are Mine.” RFK Jr. Takes Advantage Of 60 Minutes Interview To Show Off His 5 Gallon Jar Of Toenail Clippings.

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
In Attempt To Mimic Success of “Dark Brandon”, GOP Leans Into Attacks And Refers To Trump As “Dark Weirdo”	60	uvm87
Trump Admits to Working As Male Escort to Sway Yuge Deals Before Changing From White Man to Orange Shitgibbon.	60	mezcalligraphy
Knock-Knock: Elon Musk Now Irritating People Door-To-Door Following 23% Drop In X/Twitter Usage	55	ThirstMutilat0r
House Democrats Propose 'Super Vote' for Former President Jimmy Carter When He Turns 100 Years Old	55	CrispyMiner
Republicans Hold Couch Burning Rally In Support Of VP Change While Floating Idea Of Resurrecting Reagan.	54	Im_with_stooopid
A CLEARLY SHAKEN VANCE LEFT A NEWS CONFERENCE EARLY AFTER REPORTER POINTED OUT THAT LA-Z-BOY FURNITURE IS ACTUALLY MALE.	51	SirBexley
Not To Be Outdone By RFK Dropping Bear Carcass In Central Park, Trump Notes That He's Done That Before, Only He Also Dropped The Corpses Of A Reindeer And An Ostrich.	50	issr
Donald Trump Just Cancelled JD Vance As VP Pick Because Vance's Daughter Mirabel Does Not Have Any Children	49	FTHomes
MAGA In Shambles After Kamala Harris Chugs Beer With Chuck Norris At A NASCAR Race	47	BeastModeEnabled
“Most Of Them Are Mine.” RFK Jr. Takes Advantage Of 60 Minutes Interview To Show Off His 5 Gallon Jar Of Toenail Clippings.	47	ThirstMutilat0r