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Whenever you crack your knuckles, the entire world goes quiet.

16 upvotes • SpyInMvM

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You can turn anything you own into money worth 10% of the item's sell value

16 upvotes • LuckyLMJ

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You can summon demons to assist you while on toilet

16 upvotes • lool8421

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You can regenerate instantly after your wound stops hurting

16 upvotes • Due-School-5953

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You always know when your child needs a diaper change.

15 upvotes • linguist96

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You can make strange women lying in ponds distributing swords a basis for a system of government

15 upvotes • LuckyLMJ

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you are what you eat

15 upvotes • lool8421

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You can play your favorite song in your enemies head

14 upvotes • Total-Possibility2

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You can remove posts

14 upvotes • The_Prequels_Rule

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You can summon the national animal of the country you live in

14 upvotes • SuperJasonSuper

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Whenever you crack your knuckles, the entire world goes quiet.	16	SpyInMvM
You can turn anything you own into money worth 10% of the item's sell value	16	LuckyLMJ
You can summon demons to assist you while on toilet	16	lool8421
You can regenerate instantly after your wound stops hurting	16	Due-School-5953
You always know when your child needs a diaper change.	15	linguist96
You can make strange women lying in ponds distributing swords a basis for a system of government	15	LuckyLMJ
you are what you eat	15	lool8421
You can play your favorite song in your enemies head	14	Total-Possibility2
You can remove posts	14	The_Prequels_Rule
You can summon the national animal of the country you live in	14	SuperJasonSuper