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people can shit your pants
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lilslutfordaddy
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You can tell jokes that Germans find funny.
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Reverse Telepathy ( people can hear your thoughts )
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You can always differentiate homonyms between each other, regardless of context.
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You can turn any piece of paper into a ten rupees bill
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You can telekinetically control expired milk in a 10 ft radius.
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You have a ranking system.
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You can place the cap of bottle ANYWHERE on it.
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You can summon one grain of rice every day
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Your penis can be used as a doorknob to open any door remotely
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people can shit your pants
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You can tell jokes that Germans find funny.
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You can always differentiate homonyms between each other, regardless of context.
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You can turn any piece of paper into a ten rupees bill
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You can telekinetically control expired milk in a 10 ft radius.
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You can place the cap of bottle ANYWHERE on it.
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You can summon one grain of rice every day
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