/r/shittysuperpowers

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Every person you meet has a "theme song" only you can hear

7 upvotes • Catthuggaming

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You can sweat, like, REALLY hard.

7 upvotes • MothyThatLuvsLamps

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You can summon one grain of rice every day

7 upvotes • xXDuolingoXx

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Any coin you flip will always land on tails as long as you have wasabi in your mouth when you're doing it.

7 upvotes • doodly-123

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You recieved a genie

7 upvotes • Designer-Ad-8386

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You can unconnect your pinky toe on your right foot and connect it back

7 upvotes • YAMETEKUDASAY-

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you teleport to someone everytime he thinks of you

7 upvotes • Frequent_Trade5508

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You can change how someone dies

7 upvotes • ihave5braincells

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Your penis can be used as a doorknob to open any door remotely

7 upvotes • cryptomelons

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You can use telekinesis to open automatic doors within 5 feet of them

7 upvotes • Affectionate_Star636

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Title	Upvotes	Author	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Every person you meet has a "theme song" only you can hear	7	Catthuggaming
You can sweat, like, REALLY hard.	7	MothyThatLuvsLamps
You can summon one grain of rice every day	7	xXDuolingoXx
Any coin you flip will always land on tails as long as you have wasabi in your mouth when you're doing it.	7	doodly-123
You recieved a genie	7	Designer-Ad-8386
You can unconnect your pinky toe on your right foot and connect it back	7	YAMETEKUDASAY-
you teleport to someone everytime he thinks of you	7	Frequent_Trade5508
You can change how someone dies	7	ihave5braincells
Your penis can be used as a doorknob to open any door remotely	7	cryptomelons
You can use telekinesis to open automatic doors within 5 feet of them	7	Affectionate_Star636