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You can cause yourself excruciating pain
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girrafeslongpickle
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You gain the power to kill wailing children
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You can make anyone yawn on command
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Your atomic wedgie has a 100% mortality rate
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WhatANiceDayItIs
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You can make any square centimetre of your choice frictionless [up to 10 at a time]
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You get $10,000 for each jar you fill up with tears
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You can summon the Pi laser after saying all digits of Pi
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You can gain 25% efficiency (Rev Up)
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every time you drink pee, you can shape-shift into any liquid
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You can turn your dildo into a penis
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You can cause yourself excruciating pain
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girrafeslongpickle
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You gain the power to kill wailing children
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khang1411
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You can make anyone yawn on command
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Efisiol
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Your atomic wedgie has a 100% mortality rate
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WhatANiceDayItIs
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You can make any square centimetre of your choice frictionless [up to 10 at a time]
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MeetPotential5133
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You get $10,000 for each jar you fill up with tears
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DudeProphecy
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You can summon the Pi laser after saying all digits of Pi
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Oofoofow_Official
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You can gain 25% efficiency (Rev Up)
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eyecircledLee
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every time you drink pee, you can shape-shift into any liquid
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You can turn your dildo into a penis
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