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The more (alcohol) you drink, the stronger and more resilient you get.
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illmakethislater
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You can give dildos erectile disfunction
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You can swap the colours of two animals
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You can spray water from the tip of your index finger of you make the gun gesture
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You can copy people’s secondary powers, and only those powers.
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You always know where Waldo is
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You can make anyone you play chess with compelled to google "en passant" after the game
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You cum pesto, your cum is pesto
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Your nipples always point true north.
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You can resurrect anyone you love by murdering another loved one
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The more (alcohol) you drink, the stronger and more resilient you get.
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illmakethislater
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You can give dildos erectile disfunction
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You can swap the colours of two animals
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You can copy people’s secondary powers, and only those powers.
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Intelleblue
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You always know where Waldo is
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Joensen27
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You can make anyone you play chess with compelled to google "en passant" after the game
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LuckyLMJ
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You cum pesto, your cum is pesto
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Your nipples always point true north.
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You can resurrect anyone you love by murdering another loved one
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