/u/Affectionate_Bit_722's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "You think you're in control? You think you have free will? What if I told you.... To the left. Take it back now y'all. One hop this time."
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[WP] Death is bringing a soul to the afterlife. "Hey, Death. Are you single? Someone as cool as you can't be single." "Are you trying to flirt with me?" "Hey, it's not the first time I've flirted with death." "And look where that got you."
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[WP] Your birth was necessary to bring down the villain, so your parents got together to fulfill the prophecy. They were able to defeat the villain not long after. The world is now at peace, and your parents don’t love one another.
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[WP] You were just absent-mindedly doodling pentagrams in class, when an oddly devilish looking man bursts in and yells, "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?!"
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[WP] The wizard stops reading books and starts lifting weights. The barbarian stops lifting weights and starts reading books.
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[SP] Turns out that the change we find in between couch cushions is from spiders trying to pay rent.
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[WP] A person was killed by their best friend, and comes back as a ghost. But instead of haunting them, they forgive them and help hide their body.
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[WP] Once there was a boy who made a snowman that came to life! The boy loved him so much, that he found a magic crystal and wished that the snowman would never melt. That was centuries ago. Now, the snowman wanders the scorched remains of Earth, praying for a death he knows will never come.
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[WP] You are the last of the Elder Dragons, the first ever sentient lifeforms. You've recently moved into a mountain and just want to spend the last millenia of your life in peace, but annoyingly, every kingdom and empire is trying to get you to join their wars, and try to kill you when you refuse.
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