/u/Affectionate_Bit_722's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Your high school is a little weird. Your class specifically. Half of your classmates are 30 pretending to be 18, the teacher's a literal gorilla, a robot that everyone knows is a robot, but nobody wants to say anything because he's trying so hard to be human, and you're a crab in a human mech.
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[WP] A person asks God to send them one of his angels. God decides to send one of his renegade angels named Xavier.
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[WP] You're about to go to sleep, when a horrifying monster comes out from under your bed and onto your lap. "There's scary monsters under your bed, so I'm sleeping up here."
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[WP] While most genies try to twist peoples wishes, you're the only one that doesn't. Which is what you're trying to explain to this person who keeps making increasingly complex wishes which backfire on them, thinking they need to outsmart you.
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[WP] Deities always have complete power and knowledge over their portfolios. Although, they can fade once they're forgotten, but they can be reawakened under special conditions. You, the god of magic, awaken to the modern, technology based world with confusion as to what awakened you.
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[WP] Every 100 years, there's a meeting between representatives from every pantheon across the galaxy. But this meeting was special. Earth had Gods again, and the representative was a God of the Void. But when he showed up, everyone was surprised to see an 8-inch tall bug with a mask walk in.
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[EU] Kobeni has finally had enough, and quits her job as a Devil Hunter. So, to make ends meet, she picks up the night shift at a family restaurant called, "Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria."
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[WP] It is said that only the programmer and God knows how the programmer wrote some code. A couple days pass, and only God knows. Which is why it's to everyone's shock when not even God can figure out what's wrong with your code.
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[WP] "Flight 276, you were supposed to have landed in Orlando half an hour ago! Where are you?" "You said Orlando?" "Yeah, why?" "Uuummm...." The pilot and co-pilot look out the window at the Eiffel Tower. "We may be a little late....."
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