/u/Affectionate_Bit_722's posts in /r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] "Flight 276, you were supposed to have landed in Orlando half an hour ago! Where are you?" "You said Orlando?" "Yeah, why?" "Uuummm...." The pilot and co-pilot look out the window at the Eiffel Tower. "We may be a little late....."

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[SP] Tax evasion? Your honor, the IRS simply got outplayed.

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[WP] They have taken the bridge and the Second Hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes...drums, drums in the deep. We cannot get out. The shadow moves in the dark. We cannot get out. They are coming.

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[SP] Humans are short, stubborn, hairy and love engineering things. Humans are space dwarves.

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[WP] A supervillain called "The Archeologist". Motive: Couldn't find any bones, so instead he's gonna make some.

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[WP] A warforged made of mimics. I will not elaborate.

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[WP] You're a scientist at a facility that contains a monster that can turn into the people it eats. One day, the monster gets loose, missing persons cases start rising, and society starts crumbling as the monster makes more of itself. You no longer know who's a monster and who isn't.

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[SP] The rocks are quiet because the trees are listening for them.

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[WP] "The only thing all the younger wizards want to do nowadays, is ponder their orbs, when they should really be deciphering old tomes by candlelight."

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[WP] I thought the scariest sound I'd ever hear was my doorknob rattling violently in the middle of the night. But I was wrong. It was the jingle of my lost keys.

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[WP] "Flight 276, you were supposed to have landed in Orlando half an hour ago! Where are you?" "You said Orlando?" "Yeah, why?" "Uuummm...." The pilot and co-pilot look out the window at the Eiffel Tower. "We may be a little late....."	17
[SP] Tax evasion? Your honor, the IRS simply got outplayed.	17
[WP] They have taken the bridge and the Second Hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes...drums, drums in the deep. We cannot get out. The shadow moves in the dark. We cannot get out. They are coming.	17
[SP] Humans are short, stubborn, hairy and love engineering things. Humans are space dwarves.	17
[WP] A supervillain called "The Archeologist". Motive: Couldn't find any bones, so instead he's gonna make some.	17
[WP] A warforged made of mimics. I will not elaborate.	17
[WP] You're a scientist at a facility that contains a monster that can turn into the people it eats. One day, the monster gets loose, missing persons cases start rising, and society starts crumbling as the monster makes more of itself. You no longer know who's a monster and who isn't.	16
[SP] The rocks are quiet because the trees are listening for them.	16
[WP] "The only thing all the younger wizards want to do nowadays, is ponder their orbs, when they should really be deciphering old tomes by candlelight."	16
[WP] I thought the scariest sound I'd ever hear was my doorknob rattling violently in the middle of the night. But I was wrong. It was the jingle of my lost keys.	16