/u/Affectionate_Bit_722's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[EU] For whatever reason, Bowser kidnapped Mario and Luigi, so it's up to Peach to rescue them this time.
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[WP] There are too many wizards on my block. I can't even walk to the store without a wizard casting fireball, and setting my path ablaze.
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[WP] You look in the mirror one morning and say, "Well, if it isn't the source of all my problems." The you in the mirror then says, "Likewise, buddy."
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[WP] You're a protagonist. Thing is, you don't want to be a protagonist. So you usually spend your time avoiding things like an elf princess begging for your help to reclaim her kingdom, a dragon kidnapping maidens and all sorts of people falling in love with you for one reason or another.
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[WP] This 4th of July, don't forget to leave beer and hot dogs under your flag so George Washington will come and leave you a Big Mac in the morning.
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[WP] Throughout the galaxy, the human race is known to be impossibly strong, durable, intelligent and long-lived. Which is why there's always a small crew of them on every spaceship. But they're also known to be the most emotional race, willing to kill or seriously injure other at any small slight.
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[SP] A skeleton disguises itself as an armored adventurer, and has a sentient magic sword to do the talking.
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[WP] Nature wizards are generally ignored as the weakest of all wizards. But the rude adventurers who had the gall to trample on your prized tomato garden are about to learn why that couldn't be further from the truth.
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[WP] "I think Bigfoot is blurry. That's the problem. And that's extra scary to me because there's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside."
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