/u/Affectionate_Bit_722's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "Your honor, regarding the 12 murder charges, my client pleads "who cares." We move to dismiss all charges."
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[WP] You tried to summon a demon, but something went wrong with the ritual, and you end up summoning Archangel Michael instead.
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[WP] Elves live for a long time, and it's in that time that they can forget many things. For instance, how they apparently had a child with a human, making a half-elf centuries ago. The same half-elf who is at the doorstep of your house in the middle of the elf village, with an adventuring party.
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[WP] Recently, it was decided that a building in your town would be getting demolished. Nothing totally unusual, but you notice that your 90-year old neighbor is happier than usual. When asked why, "They don't know what's in the basement."
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[WP] "Can I have your attention?" "Yeah, sure what is it?" But it was too late. A fae had tricked you and stole your attention span. Now you're spending the rest of your life trying to get it ba-Wait, did you see that? That guy has a pretty cool watch.
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[WP] You and your friend are in hell for one reason or another. Your friend says to you, "Promise me you won't laugh." "Okay, at what?" "Look at Satan's shoes."
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[WP] You are the Minor God of Tropical Fruits. During a great battle, you call upon your greatest champion. A sea creature that lives in a pineapple under the sea.
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[WP] The hunter and deer stared each other down before a mutual understanding was reached. The hunter threw away his gun. The deer his antlers. There in the forest, they decided to settle things the old fashioned way.
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