WritingPrompts

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[WP] "They asked if I have a degree in Theoretical Physics. I said, that I have a theoretical degree in physics. They said, welcome aboard."	30
[WP] One was an Organ Stealer. One was a witch who drains souls to remain young. One fateful night, they meet and fall in love. This holiday season. Body and Soul. Rated R.	30
[WP] Your mother told you to wait on the tree stump in the middle of the forest for her, but the sun is setting and there's still no sign of her anywhere. Then, the witch of the forest finds you, and takes you back to her hut.	30
[WP] It's Judgement Day, but something's wrong. Satan was supposed to be killed by Michael awhile ago, but he's still here. To fix this, God calls upon the only human to ever beat Satan. A Georgian kid with a golden violin.	30
[WP] Aliens show up, but instead of invading or anything like that, they say, "Have you guys seen Jesus? We've been looking for him everywhere."	29
[WP] "You love me, don't you?" "Yes, I do." "I bet you wish you told me that when I was still alive." "Yes. I do."	29
[EU] After you get off of your shift in Gotham, you decide to go out to eat. You order your food, but ask for a cup for water. Obviously, you fill it with soda, but when you take a sip, you hear a gravely voice say, "Pay for your drink." You look and see Batman sitting across from you.	29
[WP] You are an elf who has pledged yourself in service to a human bloodline, after their ancestor saved your life centuries ago. But after watching 50th of these humans you care so much for die, you begin to wonder how much longer you have to suffer through this.	28
[WP] A beekeeper goes to collect honey from his hives, but finds them all empty except for a single bee, sitting on a bee sized chair, stroking a bee sized cat. The bee then says, "If you're looking for OUR honey, you won't find it here. We gave half to a friend. Oh, look! There she is now!"	28
[WP] "We've done it! We've finally sealed him away for eternity!" Then, a muffled voice can be heard from inside the prison. "Hey guys, this is the LockPickingLawyer."	28

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