WritingPrompts

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[EU] "Dear Mario, please come to the castle. I baked a cake! Bring Luigi, too. And tell him he still owes me 20 bucks."	14
[WP] "I just don't feel like I have worth anymore..." Pluto cries as Neptune rubs their back and the other planets glare at Earth. "Hey don't look at me, it's not my fault the humans don't consider you a planet anymore."	14
[EU] Item: SCP-####. Object Classification: Keter. Designation: "Silent Hill"	13
[WP] No monarch has all 5 of these. A legitimate heir, a trusted advisor, loyal vassals, happy citizens and content nobles.	13
[WP] Goblins will see you teleport and say, "He can't afford a steed."	13
[WP] "This is your captain speaking. I have suffered a minor inconvenience this morning, so now I am going to intentionally crash the plane. Thank you for flying (Generic airline name)."	13
[EU] You are a boss in Dark Souls, ordered to protect the First Flame from those seeking to put it out. But there's a monster, in the shape of a human. And no matter how many times you kill it, it keeps coming back, smarter and stronger each time. You don't know how much longer you can hold it off.	13
[WP] God said to Noah, "Great job with the arc. I haven't seen any of the dinosaurs on here yet, so did you build a seperate arc for them?" Noah, shocked, says, "I was supposed to bring the dinosaurs, too?!"	13
[WP] The Princess of a kingdom has just completed the summoning ritual for the most powerful hero to come and defeat the Dark Lord. It's impossible for the ritual to fail, but for some reason a hermit crab with a sword and a knight helmet labeled, 'Dave' was summoned.	13
[WP] "You can't be an angel! You look like a guy with wings!" "For the last time, I AM an angel! There's multiple kinds of angels, including the eldritch monster ones and the ones that look like humans with wings! If you want an eldritch one, take a look at Fred over there."	13

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