/u/Affectionate_Bit_722's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Poppy seed log: It has been 12 days since I've been wedged in the ivory gap. The great red, wet beast is on constant patrol. I fear discovery every day.
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[EU] "Alright, campers. I got an anonymous tip that SOMEone turned me into a Reddit writing prompt. Not. Cool. Dudes."
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[WP] You and your companions are the C Team. When the first option, being the A Team, fails and the B Team fails as well, it's to everyone's horror, including yours, that your group gets sent in to do the job.
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[WP] You were walking around a thrift store, just seeing what they have, when you see a weird looking rock-thing on display. You pick it up and hear, "A new hand touches the beacon."
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[WP] You're the first astronaut to go to Mars. But when you go to plant the flag, you find the skeleton of what seems to be a dinosaur clutching a flag with the symbol of a dinosaur on it.
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[WP] In a world of anthropomorphic animals, a frog criminal is being chased by a goat cop. The frog goes up a wall and taunts the goat cop, since he can't reach him. The goat puts his hand/hoof against the wall, and feels that it's at a 91 degree angle, before sprinting up the wall.
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[EU] "So warriors from different worlds gather in one place to fight each other?" "Poyo!" "Interesting. And this place is called, 'Smash Brothers'?" "Poyo!" "With endless, magnificent battles, you say?" "Poyo!" "Very well, I accept your invitation."
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[WP] There's a well known doom cult that lives in the shadows of every kingdom, prophesying the return of a god of chaos, who will consume the world and all who reside in it. When the cult finally completed the ritual to bring back said god, what came out was a large, white bird who honked.
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[WP] The rest of the family hates your dad. This is because he disappeared one day for 10 years, came back and reintegrated with the family, only to disappear again. But you don't hate him because of a secret he told you not to tell anyone else, which is the reason why he's forced to disappear.
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