WritingPrompts

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[WP] You're the lowest ranking god in a pantheon. The other gods never paid much mind to you, so you did the same for them. Then one day, the entire pantheon calls you in for a meeting, desperate for your help with something.	386
[WP] You're a true immortal. Eternal youth, inability to die, indestructible and all that jazz. Problem is, it gets boring after the 5th time you've conquered the world. Now you just want to run your convenience store until that eventually gets boring. But the governments keep bothering you.	361
[SP] The existence of a girlfriend implies that of a girlfoe.	334
[WP] A seagull steals a wizard's sandwich. In anger, the wizard points at the seagull and says, "BE UNMADE, BEAST! AND FROM THE ASHES A PHEONIX SHALL RISE!" The seagull explodes and its ashes reform into the same seagull, but red.	318
[WP] "So you've finally come, hero. I didn't think you'd actually do it, but it won't matter! I WON'T LET YOU TAKE MY CHILD FROM ME!" "Give me our daughter, Dragon. I won the custody case!"	313
[WP] A group of people are on their way to Olympus to beat up Zeus. One is a husband who's wife cheated on him with Zeus disguised as him, another is a demigod who was abandoned by Zeus, another is the mother of said demigod and the last is a seamstress that I'm pretty sure is Hera in disguise.	301
[WP] An adventurer loots a skeleton, finding some bread. The skeleton watches in horror and disgust as the adventurer eats the decades old, moldy, crusty bread.	295
[WP] Long ago, you slew the Dark Lord and retired. But when your oldest child brings you to meet the parents of the person they're in a relationship with, you're surprised to see it's the Dark Lord, who looks just as surprised to see you.	295
[WP] "State your first wish." "I wish I had crab legs." The genie grins deviously. "WAIT, I MEAN I WISH I HAD CRAB LEGS TO EAT, NOT TO REPLACE-" But it was too late, for your words are drowned out by the sound of your new legs clacking around.	291
[WP] BREAKING NEWS! Isekai man builds garden fence entirely out of cursed swords. "It's not like they'll rust," claims Isekai man. "Besides, they give off a weird aura that'll keep the animals away."	276

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