WritingPrompts

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[WP] A king is yelling at a knight holding their half-dragon, half-human child. "No, no, NO! I said, SLAY the dragon, not LAY the dragon!"	144
[WP] You are an ancient fae being, and as such you know a great many things. What you don't know however is how a mortal couple knows your true name, or why they proclaimed you the 'Fairy Godmother' of their infant child, but you are now contractually obligated to godmother the FUCK out of this kid.	142
[WP] Do you know how to tell where a corpse is buried? There are certain flowers that like to grow over corpses. And it's not discovering a patch of those flowers in my backyard that scares me. It's that the patch moves a little closer to my backdoor everyday.	133
[WP] You were taking a shower, when your wife calls out to you to hurry up and get back into bed with her. A chill runs up your spine, as you grip the gun that you keep in your bathroom, just in case. She shouldn't be here. You know this because you killed and buried her in the woods two days ago.	132
[WP] The Hero bursts into the room. "DEMON KING! WHERE IS THE PRINCESS?!" The Demon King looks up from a game he was playing with his servant and says, "Huh? ....She left like, a year ago. Did.....did it take you a whole year to get here?"	130
[WP] "Personally, I've much preferred the company of elves over humans, 'cause at least elves don't bother hiding the fact that they think they're better than you. Humans, on the other hand, are really sneaky about it."	130
[EU] You and your friends live in the slums of Gotham. Tired of being broke, your friends start making plans to rob a bank, but you stay silent. You don't know how to tell them that Batman is standing right behind them.	122
[SP] An unlikely pair, a half-elf and half-orc, start adventuring together to search for their human parent.	120
[WP] When we get to space, we learn that humans aren't the "space orcs" we expected. In fact, we're closer to space elves: the most elegant, the least brutish and violent and warlike, and the longest lived by far.	119
[WP] You're the Un-Chosen One. Essentially, there's nothing special about you or your birth, you don't have any divine artifact, and everyone has insultingly low expectations of you. And while you're doing all the heavy lifting, the Chosen One gets all the credit.	117

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