WritingPrompts

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[EU] You're an SCP, but instead of doing something like exploding people's testicles, or turning them inside out, you just cause a lot of minor inconveniences. Like untying people's shoes just before they take a step, taking the buttons to people's clothes and stealing their left shoe.	112
[EU] You've been happily married to your spouse for years, now. However, one day they turn to you, growing beady eyes, saying, "Ditto!" Before they go back to normal, acting like nothing happened.	109
[SP] Five knights go to a restaurant called "Freddy's."	103
[WP] The Dark Lord was supposedly killed decades ago, when really you just faked your own death and are now a tavern owner with some of your old henchmen as staff. It's a peaceful life. That is, until the hero and their party walk in the door one day.	101
[WP] You were cursed by a witch to live as a frog forever. But to be honest, it isn't all that bad. You just peacefully sit on a lillypad or log with your new frog buddies all day, free from the worries and stress that comes with being a human.	101
[SP] " 'Dig two graves on the road to vengeance.' What a stupid saying, I'm killing WAY more than two people."	100
[WP] You were on a date with someone, when you get struck by lightning. Right before you fall unconscious, you hear your date yell, "Zeus! Come down here, and fight me now, coward!"	100
[WP] A knight is seen being yelled at by his king, while holding what looks like a bundled baby. "So can you run that by me again?" "You were supposed to SLAY the dragon, not LAY the dragon!" "Oh. Yeah, that makes a LOT more sense." The knight opens the bundle to reveal the baby is a half dragon.	99
[SP] "Someone crucified that guy who made our table." - The person who only knows Jesus from his carpentry.	99
[WP] Two Roman soldiers are guarding an empty tomb, when one looks inside the tomb before turning to the other soldier. "Gaius? Where's the body of Christ?"	97

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