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[WP] "I don't wanna fight you, low-level bandit." Says the Lv.100 Hero, who killed the embodiment of space-time. "I wouldn't want to fight me, neither." Says the low-level bandit.
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[WP] As it turns out, humans give life to stuffed animals by sleeping nearby them, imbuing them with dream energy. And as the favorite stuffed animal of your kid, it's your job to lead the rest of the stuffed animals in the eternal war against the Nightmare King.
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[WP] You are an elf in love with a human. Instead of lamenting their inevitable death, you go on a journey to find a way to make them live as long as you. After years of searching, you found a way, but when you came home to them, you find out that they already passed on years ago.
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[WP] You open your door to find some religious looking people standing there. "Have you found our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?" You glance behind your door, where Jesus is shushing you.
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[WP] A male wizard sells his future firstborn for knowledge to a demon. A female warlock sells her future firstborn to the fae for power. The two of them have a child together, and now the fae and demon have come to collect.
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[WP] "Impossible! I hit him with my strongest attack, but he's still standing?" "Haha, it seems you've overestimated me!" "I-wait, what?" The villain collapses in a pool of his own blood.
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[WP] "Finally, I've found it! The Sword of Truth!" As you pull the sword from its stone on the top of the mountain, it opens the eye on its hilt and speaks. "You came upon this quest to avoid your problems at home."
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[WP] You were just chilling in your room, when an alien lookalike of Steve Irwin and a camera crew burst in and pin you to the floor. "Crikey, look at this bugger! This one's a rare find, it stays in its room almost all day, and only sees sunlight four to six times a month!"
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