/u/Affectionate_Bit_722's posts
[WP] As your adventuring party sits around a fire, sharing their backstories, the necromancer mentions that long ago his wife was taken to hell by demons, while his child is presumed dead. The ranger then reveals that their mother was also taken to hell, while their father presumably abandoned them.
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[WP] You're the hero and you get sick of dealing with everyone's bullshit, so you let the villain accomplish her evil plan to summon the God of Death so he can exterminate the entire kingdom but as it turns out, he's extremely sexist and spends an hour roasting the villainess before he leaves.
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[WP] While visiting the zoo, you sneakily gave bananas to the Chimpanzees. Then, a week later, there's breaking news. Chimpanzees have gained human-level intellect and technology and have declared holy war on humanity on behalf of you, their God, who gifted them their intellect with those bananas.
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[WP] Nothing here is what it seems. If you're reading this, keep an eye on the rabbits, don't trust the statues, and don't mistake that thing hanging in the night sky for the moon.
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