/u/Affectionate_Bit_722's posts
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[WP] In a world of anthropomorphic animals, a frog criminal is being chased by a goat cop. The frog goes up a wall and taunts the goat cop, since he can't reach him. The goat puts his hand/hoof against the wall, and feels that it's at a 91 degree angle, before sprinting up the wall.
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[WP] "We're the Super Friends, and we're going to defeat you with the power of friendship!" "Love!" "Compassion!" "Extreme violence." "And kindness!"
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[WP] There's a well known doom cult that lives in the shadows of every kingdom, prophesying the return of a god of chaos, who will consume the world and all who reside in it. When the cult finally completed the ritual to bring back said god, what came out was a large, white bird who honked.
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[EU] "So warriors from different worlds gather in one place to fight each other?" "Poyo!" "Interesting. And this place is called, 'Smash Brothers'?" "Poyo!" "With endless, magnificent battles, you say?" "Poyo!" "Very well, I accept your invitation."
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[WP] The rest of the family hates your dad. This is because he disappeared one day for 10 years, came back and reintegrated with the family, only to disappear again. But you don't hate him because of a secret he told you not to tell anyone else, which is the reason why he's forced to disappear.
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[WP] We view Cats and Dogs as pets, while they view us as their creator gods, who made them to be companions. Unfortunately, as with any religion, the Cats and Dogs got into a schism over who was better.
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[EU] Demon Slayer, but Inosuke is the final antagonist. No, he's not evil or anything. And nobody's trying to kill him either. It's just that he somehow found a gun and killed Muzan in a week, but he refuses to give up the gun, so now everyone's trying to take it from him.
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[WP] To summon a demon requires a soul, to summon a saint requires a martyr. As a saint, you've been summoned, but before you, laid a desecrated temple strewn with hundreds of bodies. A note impaled on a sword embedded into the tabernacle read: "Find us."
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