/u/Affectionate_Bit_722's posts
[EU] You are a boss in Dark Souls, ordered to protect the First Flame from those seeking to put it out. But there's a monster, in the shape of a human. And no matter how many times you kill it, it keeps coming back, smarter and stronger each time. You don't know how much longer you can hold it off.
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[WP] You were walking around a thrift store, just seeing what they have, when you see a weird looking rock-thing on display. You pick it up and hear, "A new hand touches the beacon."
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[WP] You and your companions are the C Team. When the first option, being the A Team, fails and the B Team fails as well, it's to everyone's horror, including yours, that your group gets sent in to do the job.
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[WP] The Princess of a kingdom has just completed the summoning ritual for the most powerful hero to come and defeat the Dark Lord. It's impossible for the ritual to fail, but for some reason a hermit crab with a sword and a knight helmet labeled, 'Dave' was summoned.
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[WP] No monarch has all 5 of these. A legitimate heir, a trusted advisor, loyal vassals, happy citizens and content nobles.
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[WP] "This is your captain speaking. I have suffered a minor inconvenience this morning, so now I am going to intentionally crash the plane. Thank you for flying (Generic airline name)."
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[WP] God said to Noah, "Great job with the arc. I haven't seen any of the dinosaurs on here yet, so did you build a seperate arc for them?" Noah, shocked, says, "I was supposed to bring the dinosaurs, too?!"
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[EU] "Alright, campers. I got an anonymous tip that SOMEone turned me into a Reddit writing prompt. Not. Cool. Dudes."
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[WP] "You can't be an angel! You look like a guy with wings!" "For the last time, I AM an angel! There's multiple kinds of angels, including the eldritch monster ones and the ones that look like humans with wings! If you want an eldritch one, take a look at Fred over there."
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