/u/Affectionate_Bit_722's posts
[WP] You're at the park with your 3 year old daughter, who complains that the sun is in her eyes. You were about to give her some sunglasses, when her eyes turn obsidian black as she chants, "Sun, sun, go away." The sun starts dimming at an alarming rate.
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[WP] "Isn't it weird how people love movies about rebellion and resisting oppression, but in the real world they obey the rules without ever questioning them?" "Sir, this is a Waffle House job interview. Answer me the one question: Are you good in a fight?"
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[SP] "Hey, you guys ever wonder how we can understand each other? We all speak different languages." "I just read the subtitles."
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[WP] "I just don't feel like I have worth anymore..." Pluto cries as Neptune rubs their back and the other planets glare at Earth. "Hey don't look at me, it's not my fault the humans don't consider you a planet anymore."
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[WP] Your parents are the Gods of Life and Death. Your older sibling is the God of Nature, while the youngest twins are the Gods of the Sun and Moon. You? You're the God of farms. Not agriculture. Farms. Not farming itself. The place where people do their farming at. Farms.
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[WP] As it turns out, all non-human civilizations in the galaxy have made sentient A.I. and robots, and work alongside them in harmony. So when humans finally stepped onto the galactic stage, everyone is surprised and disturbed to find out how much we hate and fear sentient A.I. and robots.
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[WP] The human assembled a team of lawyers, who make a 500+ page description of the wish the human wants to make. In response, the Fae assembles their own team of lawyers to pick it apart.
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[WP] You're the first astronaut to go to Mars. But when you go to plant the flag, you find the skeleton of what seems to be a dinosaur clutching a flag with the symbol of a dinosaur on it.
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