/u/Affectionate_Bit_722's posts
[WP] You just got dynasty zoned. Meaning, your crush just told you they want their descendants to marry yours.
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[WP] You once were the most powerful and feared dark wizard throughout the land, but you've long since retired centuries ago, wanting nothing more than peace and solidarity in your little forest hut. That is, until some annoying young hero found you, and came with their party to try and slay you.
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[SP] "I've been looking for you everywhere!" "What a coincidence! I have been avoiding you everywhere!"
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[WP] You're an NPC in a video game. The Player Character walks by, causing your programming to make you say, "Outta my way, bozo." You start to feel intense dread when the Player stops walking and quicksaves.
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[WP] You were just chilling on the couch one day, watching your favorite show, when one of the characters looks you dead in the eye through the TV and perfectly recites your name, address and date of birth before going back to doing whatever they were doing in the show like nothing happened.
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[WP] You hear your phone ringing, and it's your friend calling. When you pick it up, he says, "Yo bro, they got the voice chats from all our gaming nights. We getting charged with domestic terrorism, they'll be at your house in five minutes."
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[WP] "Revenge doesn't solve anything!" "Well......That's true and all, but am I just supposed to let this mass murderer go free just because I'm out for revenge?"
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[WP] God is presenting some of his new creations to his angels. "BEHOLD! A new spider!" A confused angel then asks, "Ok, it'll be great for Australia, but why exactly does it need enough venom to kill 62 grown humans?"
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[WP] You were always known as the local hermit who lives in a hut in the forest. One day, however, the King's men came and tried to kick you out of the forest so they could develop the land. Unfortunately for them, they don't know you're the Archdruid of the nature Goddess.
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